07.29.14 @ 12:3032593

sarahseeandersen:

My life lately.

07.29.14 @ 12:1618536

sarahseeandersen:

My life lately.

07.29.14 @ 12:159460

gay person:

*breathes*

white girl:

OMG you're so SASSY xDD i love gay ppl lolz lets go shopping

black girl :

*blinks*

white gay man:

Ouu bitch Mmmhmm hunty ,hey boo, wassup hood rat, yesssss bitch
pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

07.29.14 @ 12:14244676

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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420dongsquad:

where can i buy this

07.29.14 @ 12:1051540

420dongsquad:

where can i buy this

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

msjewbooty:

*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem

07.29.14 @ 12:0841942

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

ARTIST

Nicki Minaj

TRACK

Andaconda (Snippet)

ALBUM

The Pink Print

PLAYS

47694

firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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